To reach Magnuson, rub your hands together slowly, very slowly, so slowly that nobody will know that you are rubbing them together, not even yourself, not even the crowd of people watching you, everybody holding their breath, you are holding your breath, and then suddenly, yes, the hands, everyone sees that you are rubbing them together, so slowly that it makes the men in the room gasp, somebody says It is inhumane, and what do you do next? you raise your hands to your face, and they are still rubbing together, slowly, so slowly, and you hear somebody fall onto the floor behind you, they have just fainted, your hands still rubbing together in front of your face, your fingers can feel your breath, and you think about your entire life, everything, slowly, so slowly, and then you email Magnuson at: